I do wish
the weather would make up its mind what it’s doing. Sometimes it’s pleasant, early spring sort of
weather and sometimes it’s really cold and even snowing. It did everything yesterday, first cold, then
cold sunshine and finally a bit of snow.
Mary and I usually
talk about all kinds of things so I can’t remember if our
main subject at the time was drink or camels, when Mary told a story about a
camel she had known in Suffolk. She said
that she used to go to a riding school (with horses) whose owner offered camel
rides as an extra. She never took a
camel ride. But the camel available for
the rides died and the nearest available replacement camel was a young male purchased
from Glasgow zoo. He duly arrived and
was found to be rather grumpy and stroppy.
It was arranged to have him castrated as a means of calming him down,
rather than cheering him up, and the young camel never recovered from the
anaesthetic, but died without regaining consciousness. A
subsequent autopsy found him to be suffering from massive cirrhosis of the
liver. It’s debatable whether the
keepers at Glasgow zoo had been slipping him alcohol to calm him down, or
whether he was just so used to the booze that he became grumpy going on the
wagon in Suffolk. Glasgow does have a
good reputation for boozers, though.
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